ARTICLES:
Internet Marketing
"10 Great Myths of Internet
Marketing"
Greetings...
For the purpose of illustration, let's use the
superhighway analogy. Let's think of your business as a hotdog stand located
on the superhighway along with millions of other shops, malls, cafes, stores,
restaurants and, yes, hotdog stands.
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GREAT MYTH 1: Free Sells
So your hotdog stand offers something for free...
what?
Napkins? Great. Wow. Excellent. But remember, sell the
sizzle, not the steak! So what excites you most about the napkins?
Are they printed with horoscopes? Are they recyclable?
Extra absorbent? Two ply? Then say so!
But remember that your freebie is kinda lame and everybody
kinda knows it and nobody is really forking over actual cash out of gratitude
for free napkins.
MORAL: Free is highly
over-rated.
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GREAT MYTH 2: All Traffic is Good Traffic
It would be more accurate to say that MOST traffic is
POTENTIALLY good.
If you have a hotdog stand, virtually anyone can be converted
to a customer, whether they came for your ridiculously excellent napkins,
clean washrooms, or snappy banter.
But, if you sell '82 LeSabre windshield wiper screws,
then you might want to be a little more targeted in your efforts.
MORAL: Focus. Focus. Focus.
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GREAT MYTH 3: All Businesses Should Be On the
Net
The best advice I've ever given as an internet marketer
was "Stay off the net."
Nobody listens, of course. They know that the internet
is the fabled El Dorado where the rivers run gold and cash is common as
dust-bunnies.
(Maybe the local bait shop owner just thought I wanted
it all for myself.)
MORAL: Leap before you look, quoth the
lemming.
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GREAT MYTH 4: Drive Your Hit Counters
Insane!
Hit counters don't actually go insane... netrepreneurs
do. If you want your hit counter to go insane, tell it about your
childhood.
Any traffic generating trick that works will stop working
next week when everyone is doing it and no one is falling for it.
MORAL: Tricks are for dogs.
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GREAT MYTH 5: The Great Marketing Secret!
Oxymoron.
In any type of marketing, if it's a secret, it's a failure...
definitively.
MORAL: Stick to basics.
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GREAT MYTH 6: It's Come As You Are
It's okay to work in your underwear in your partially
remodeled basement as long as everyone assumes you're wearing a suit in a
high-rise on Success Avenue.
It's NOT okay to broadcast your slovenly habits to the
world at large via ill-formatted email, poor spelling, sloppy grammar and
inept punctuation.
If every second line of your email breaks after the first
word, we're done.
You see, if I'm gonna buy a hotdog from you--a scary
prospect at best--I wanna be pretty dang sure you're not a shortcut kinda
guy, know what I mean?
MORAL: Don't
slouch.
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GREAT MYTH 7: There's No Such Thing As
Excess
There is.
Caps. Exclamation points. Red. Hyperbole. Blinking...
(actually, ANY blinking is excessive).
MORAL: It's a hotdog, not the second coming. Settle
down.
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GREAT MYTH 8: Banners Work
Banners should only be used by big companies for branding
and for hyperinflating IPO prices, not by hotdog stands for traffic
generation.
MORAL: Banners suck. Free banners suck for
free.
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GREAT MYTH 9: Get Rich Quick
The internet is still real life. Cyber doesn't mean fantasy.
WWW doesn't stand for Whatever We Want.
Set up an honest business, cook a decent hotdog, pay
for advertising and don't quit your day job just yet.
MORAL: Get rich
slowly.
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GREAT MYTH 10: Free Marketing
I saved this point for last to emphasize it.
Overfondness for free marketing methods is the number
one killer of happy success stories on the net...
But wait!
You CAN send 100,000 spam-free emails a month with your
own free-for-all links page, right?
And you CAN reach tens of thousands with multisubmitters
and free classifieds, right?
And you CAN email millions by subscribing to hundreds
of opt-in group lists, right?
And 94 million netizens WOULD swallow a little spam to
get to one of your hotdogs, right?
Sure! And you CAN eat out of dumpsters, right?
MORAL: Uh... don't be
an idiot?
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Linda Cox (J.A.M.G.) was actually a real-world corporate marketer
for many years before going on the net without a net. Now she's Just Another
Marketing Guru. Write to her at:
Linda@LindaCox.com
Visit
http://www.LindaCox.com/
for more articles and the obligatory free ezine.
QUOTATION
People who treat other people as less than human must not
be surprised when the bread they have cast on the waters
comes floating back to them, poisoned.
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